Nine & a Half Things to Do at Colorado Renaissance Festival

Haven’t made it to the Colorado Renaissance Festival this year? Well, what’s stopping you? It’s time to saddle up the pony and head out. While there, I highly recommend doing these nine and a half things.

1. Gnaw on a Turkey Leg

There’s something about gnawing on a turkey leg that’s highly satisfying. Vegetarians, you can gnaw on a roasted artichoke instead, although I guarantee that it’s not nearly as fun.

9 and a half things to do at colorado renaissance Festival.

2. Catch a Show

The Colorado Renaissance Show curates their shows carefully and they are all very good. This year, The Washing Well Wenches have moved to the big stage, formerly the home of Puke & Snot. This is a longtime favorite of mine it’s nice to see these funny, irreverent ladies rewarded for their hard work.

Colorado Renaissance Festival 2016. HeidiTown (25)

Don’t miss Celtic Legacy – it’s a stage full of men in kilts – need I say more? Also, be sure to catch Acrobatrix. In their second year at the Renaissance Festival, These two acrobats take entertaining to new heights – literally.

3. People Watch

This year, I saw lots of princesses of all sizes and shapes, big-breasted pirates, Zelda, a Centaur, the Big Bad Wolf, and many miniature fairies. Who and what will you see at Colorado Renaissance Festival?

Colorado Renaissance Festival 2016. HeidiTown (6)

4. Pet an Alpaca

If you’ve been reading HeidiTown for a while, you’ll know that I’m a big fan of barnyard animals, so the petting zoo at Colorado Renaissance Festival is always on my must-do list. It’s not just for kids – it’s also for gals named Heidi.

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5. Tip a Bar Wench

Because hearing, “Huzzah to the Tipper” ringing out across the festival grounds gives me a warm fuzzy and it will give you one too.

6. Buy Something Shiny

It’s fun to shop at Colorado Ren Fest because you’ll find things here that you won’t find anywhere else. This year, I purchased a sparkly ankle bracelet that chimes whimsically when I walk which makes me happy.

7. Wield a Sword

This may be the one place left in the United States where you can freely wield a sword or other medieval weapon without being arrested. But please, be responsible and don’t ruin it for everyone by being a numbskull.

This is not a sword. :-)
This is not a sword.

8. Heckle a Performer

While watching Acrobatrix, the 10-year-old sitting next to me kept yelling out “Don’t fall!” during the performers’ most tricky tricks. This is perfectly acceptable at Colorado Renaissance Festival so start planning witty heckles today. I’d recommend going with something a bit more creative than, “Don’t fall!”

Colorado Renaissance Festival 2016. HeidiTown (7)

9. Throw a Tomato

If you are easily offended, this may not be the game for you. After all, political correctness has not penetrated the walls of Colorado Renaissance Festival and if you throw like a girl, the Tomato Justice guys will tell you so. But who cares? If you manage to hit one of those smug dudes, it will be well-worth the insults.

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9½. Share a Pickle

For many years now, Ryan and I have shared a cold, crisp pickle at Colorado Renaissance Festival. Why do we share? I guess half a pickle is better than no pickle at all.

9 and a half things to do at Colorado Renaissance Festival. eat a pickle.

The 43rd Annual Colorado Renaissance Festival is held in Larkspur, Colorado and runs June 15 through August 4, 2019. Visit the fest online at



  1. Yes! All of these things and more! I can’t wait to go!


  2. It may seem like you’re joining in on the fun, but no performers likes to be heckled. It screws up the rhythm of the show and is really just a distraction. That’s not to say that some shows aren’t interactive and welcome participation, but you’ll know when they ask for your input,


    1. Thanks for coming to HeidiTown, Wes. By the way, that’s my little brother’s name!

      In no way to I endorse rude heckling, but I find that the majority of performers at Ren Fest want people to heckle in a funny way. By no means should people be rude, but a good ribbing of a performer is welcomed! After all, a lot of the performers heckle the crowd! I’ve been going to this festival for nearly 20 years (my husband has been going even longer). I think a funny heckle is what Ren Fest is all about.

      But I reiterate that rude or mean heckles are never welcomed in any situation.

      Also, I might add that heckling a musical performer is just weird, but the Washing Wenches? They start the silly heckling!


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